
KANSAS CITY, WE’RE HERE FOR YOU!
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HEY KANSAS CITY, HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED BY A VEGAN?
Have you been lectured by some 80 pound treehugger about how that Porterhouse got on your plate?
Have you faced public ridicule from a patchouli wearing proselytizer for slathering that famous Kansas City BBQ sauce all over that crispy, burnt end pork sandwich? Or have you been subjected to tsk-tsk’s from some tofu-touter looking to spoil your Arrowhead tailgating party with their criminally smug conduct?

Kansas City has more (hygienic) public BBQs per capita than any other U.S. city.
Well don’t get mad. Get Seymour.
A Los Angeles institution, Loudermilk and Associates has been sending kale-weaponing fanatics to the slammer and winning colossal damage settlements for our clients since 1991. And now we’re coming to save the innocent meat-eaters of Kansas City!
For years we have received phone calls from KC carnivores begging us to help them with their vegan injuries and now we’ve come to BBQ Capital of the World to put vegans where they belong. BEHIND BARS!
Our office is conveniently located on East 11th Street in the city’s beautiful Paseo West neighborhood, near the Greyhound Bus Terminal, the Salvation Army, and Joe & Moe’s Bail Bonds. The first consultation is always free (as is the Russell Stover candy in the waiting room) and after just 15 minutes with a Loudermilk and Associates attorney you’ll understand the beauty that is cognitive dissonance PLUS you’ll enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that we take your case as seriously as you take your barbecue.

Our Kansas City office has alfresco conference rooms.
